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RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-10-2007 10:36:14 AM
Ansem the Defiler

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#261

granted but you get extridited to Idiotville.

I wish for stripped hotpants.

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Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.


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RE: what super power would you want?
7-10-2007 10:44:05 AM
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#262

well, its better than other things you can do by just thinking about it.

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My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.


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RE: Recent News and Happenings...
7-10-2007 11:02:21 AM
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#263

wow, sounds cool, i need to move there.

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My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.


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RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-10-2007 11:05:44 AM
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#264

granted, but it makes your insides explode with the force of a atomic bomb.

I wish to see this.

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Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.


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RE: Sayings, quotes etc.
7-10-2007 11:10:27 AM
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#265

first were gonna get the cocaine back, then, were gonna find the guys, and kill them-Tommy Vercetti.

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Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.


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RE: Sayings, quotes etc.
7-10-2007 11:50:41 PM
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#266

We've woven hearts a thorn arbour
Left tear streaked reason upon the shore
And bereft of compass, star or more
Set out for this World's end
Few at the prow, most slave below
Painting coal a perfect gold
But for all it's worth, the engines slow
Dead in the brine again
Come cabin fever, sodomy on the bounty
Prey to phallus seas
That hiss and foam to douse disease
A storm roars on the way
Blacker than the Ace of Rapes
Dealt out by Death in darkwood glades
Our Ship of Fools, all boards handmade
Sinks, dashed by seismic waves...
-Death Magick for Adepts, Cradle of Filth

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Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.


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RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-11-2007 12:01:19 AM
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#267

Granted, but you came up short paying me. What? i dont do slave jobs for free ya know.

I wish for a turtle shell.

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Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.


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RE: Paranormal
7-12-2007 12:18:09 AM
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#268

Yeah, that is weird, i hear things, i keep thinking someones calling my name, or that the slightest noise is someone listening to me, im very fucking paranoid, when lost in thought, the slighest thing can make me jumpy and shit.

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Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.


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RE: what super power would you want?
7-12-2007 12:21:11 AM
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#269

that would be awesome, i love sniper rifles, and being able to use guns the size that Seras uses is a major plus.

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Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.


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RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-12-2007 12:24:32 AM
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#270

granted, but you sit on it, and hit a swollen hemmoroid, ewwwwwwww, blood!!!

I wish for an Amish drive-by in South Central L.A.

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Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.


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RE: Recent News and Happenings...
7-12-2007 9:33:13 AM
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#271

Damn, and to think a gun would work just the same, 4 times? yeesh.

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My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.


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RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-13-2007 10:20:10 AM
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#272

granted, but you take really bad Acid, and all you see is a clown version of Ronald Reagan humping you.

I wish for a can or farts

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Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.


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RE: Recent News and Happenings...
7-13-2007 10:23:10 AM
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#273

...................my bottom hurts.

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My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.


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RE: what super power would you want?
7-13-2007 10:27:33 AM
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#274

I've heard of Vasquez, i never read his stuff, but i like Invader Zim, i want to read Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, it looks awesome.

I LOVED JOO PIGGY! I LOVED JOO!!

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Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.


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RE: Sayings, quotes etc.
7-13-2007 11:00:32 PM
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#275

If you dont give the guy his music back, im gonna pull my own act, a special magic trick where i shove my fist down your throat and pull a rabitt outta your ass-Jackie Estacado, The Darkness.

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Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.


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RE: Recent News and Happenings...
7-13-2007 11:26:17 PM
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#276

yes lets not, its too graphic for TV

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My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.


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RE: Poetry (dont like it dont visit)
7-15-2007 12:57:04 AM
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#277

I wrote this poem recently, thought i'd share it along with reviving this thread.



The Fate of Mr.Iscariot:

Come to me Oh Slanderous Liar,

The slithering snake, that tossed me into the fire.

You were a friend, now turned foe

For you betrayed me, for a sack full of gold.

I thought i could trust you, for you i would bleed,

Instead you left me chained and shackled for your own personal greed.

Now you hang your head in a suicidal shame,

Fitting a noose for your neck, for a crime so untame.

But dont cry my little Iscariot, by your hand you will not fall,

For I will come to you, knife in hand, as you back against the wall.

Your family is gone, hung upside down and gutted upon the rafters

As you run away , scarred by my lunatic laughter.

The blood on the walls spells out your fate,

Written in your daughters blood: FUCKING JUDAS ITS TOO LATE!

Why now is it my boots you lick, traitor prick?

Has your gold you so gladly took made you sick?

You cower before me, telling me you were mislead,

But poor poor Judas, its a shame i must collect your head.

Now your life approaches the hour of doom,

So prepare thyself Iscariot for the Tomb.

You choke for forgiveness as i slit your throat,

The glutteral murmur of death sounds as you croak.

Alas the sun sets on the bastard Judas as he falls,

Nevermore in the land of living will the traitor stand tall.

Later
Ansem








My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.


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RE: Recent News and Happenings...
7-15-2007 1:03:25 PM
Ansem the Defiler

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#278

erm, my ass being sore? cant really tell all that.

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Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.


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RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-15-2007 1:07:04 PM
Ansem the Defiler

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#279

Granted, instead your running around his ankles under a bedsheet saying OOOOOOOOOO I IS A GHOST!!!

I wish to know what ectoplasm feels like when having sex with a ghost.

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Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.


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RE: Poetry (dont like it dont visit)
7-15-2007 1:13:17 PM
Ansem the Defiler

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#280

Yeah kinda, i do it from time to time, i have a fanart central account with all my poetry on it.

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