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Rabbit wars
7-16-2007 2:46:08 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #1

This is my first draft of what im gonna be entering for the parody contest, also note that this isn't the finished or edited version.

(Inspired by the spirit of Aeris pointing out my misspelling of ‘robot’ in msn and ansem’s crab battle)

100 Years in the future.
Rabbits have multiplied so many times they now outnumber the human population.
The government is secretly tackling this by launching a show called rabbit wars, where rabbits fight to the death in an arena to take a special prize. The truth is, there is no prize. The victorious rabbit is simply led to their death by lethal injection. A small group of renegade rabbits have learnt of this and are trying to overthrow the government.

(A dark underground passage, many posters are hanging on the walls. Including one hat says
“C.A.R.U.T: Cloning and replicating U today”. A dark figure with long ears walks down the corridor as the lights flicker)

A rabbit, completely white emerges from the shadows. Red eyes, glowing in the dark. On his back is mounted a minigun (really mini) and a little katana. His name is Thumper, and he is the latest recruit for the RR. Renegade Rabbits.

Thumper: Why did I have to volunteer? What possessed me? Why the fuck am I talking to myself?
???: Because you wanted it. Me. And you’re not talking to yourself
Thumper: (draws his little katana and adopts a defensive stance) WHO THE FUCK IS THERE?!
???: A voice…from the past…
Thumper: Stop talking in riddles; whoever you are!
???: (evil laugh fading to nothing)
Thumper: I’m losing my fucking mind.

As our fluffy hero wanders on down the tunnel, thoughts run throu—
But…what about my payment?
Thumper: Why should I care?
Because you’ll be in my dinner tonight vermin!
Thumper: Oh you little flirt…
Unless you wanna be encased in shortcrust pastry then SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Thumper: … Treat all your crushes like me then?
Thumper: Hmm…some people just can’t take a joke

Our wascally wabbit wanders down the corridor, his little katana still in hand.

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Rabbit wars
7-17-2007 11:46:53 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #2

Cool, i'd to see more.


My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Rabbit wars
7-21-2007 3:21:59 PM

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #3

grunts in approval

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Rabbit wars
7-26-2007 12:54:58 AM

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 150
Location: Wherever the wind takes me..... I'm to skinny...
Quote  #4

That C.A.R.U.T. thing was ingenius =P

Tails. He can create things that can fly into space, at the age of 8.
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