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RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-3-2007 11:04:25 PM
CheeseDoodles

Join Date: 7-3-2007
Posts: 42
Location: a pawn in the game
Quote  #401

granted, but... the tea is very hot, melts the cup and you get some very unfotunate burns.

I wish for a pet ninja!

Vain glory be my wicked guide...

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-4-2007 12:39:53 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #402

Granted, but its so paranoid that it flips out and kills all your neighbors that come to greet you.

I wish i didnt ache from this car wreck i had.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-4-2007 9:29:09 AM
Sephiroth

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 103
Quote  #403

Granted, you just have a severe concussion. Dont try sleeping anytime soon!

I wish that I had a neverending supply of fireworks for Independance Day!

If, in your heart, I dissapear like all this snow, I want to bloom again within your heart. -Gackt

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-4-2007 11:22:43 AM
CheeseDoodles

Join Date: 7-3-2007
Posts: 42
Location: a pawn in the game
Quote  #404

granted, but one of them miss fires and lands in the pile and you get blown up in the largest fireworks display the world has ever seen, taking out the tri-state area in the celebration.

I wish for the killer bunny from holy grail.

Vain glory be my wicked guide...

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-4-2007 11:35:56 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #405

Granted but you eat in a rabbit stew

I wish for a CINDER BLOCK!

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-4-2007 12:06:04 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #406

Granted but i slam it upside your head

I wish to shoot someone

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-4-2007 1:16:54 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #407

Granted its yourself

I wish to shoot ansem

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-4-2007 7:12:58 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #408

granted, but seeing as you use a high caliber pistol you end up missing and breaking your wrist

i wish Cloud could run faster.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-4-2007 7:47:44 PM
Safer Sephiroth

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 412
Location: In an attic
Quote  #409

granted he runs faster then the speed of light but i trip him and he falls at the speed of light
i wish for a chiklin dookie suprise

Its hard being hated and discriminated against

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-4-2007 8:55:26 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #410

granted but you choke on it and die.

I wish for A PIGGY!!!

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-4-2007 9:01:19 PM
CheeseDoodles

Join Date: 7-3-2007
Posts: 42
Location: a pawn in the game
Quote  #411

Granted, you kill and eat it, but do not cook it well enough, get food posioning and die. (pork is a dangerous food!)

I wish for a neutron bomb!!!

Vain glory be my wicked guide...

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-4-2007 9:18:07 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #412

Granted, but its a dud, so the only thing you hurt is the poor bastard in the outhouse that had a huge chunk of metal land on him in the crapped.

I wish that happened to someone.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-4-2007 9:27:55 PM
CheeseDoodles

Join Date: 7-3-2007
Posts: 42
Location: a pawn in the game
Quote  #413

granted, but it happens to you!

I wish for cake!

Vain glory be my wicked guide...

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-4-2007 10:05:39 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #414

granted but its sugar free.

I wish to see you eat this disgusting cake.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-4-2007 10:53:29 PM
Safer Sephiroth

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 412
Location: In an attic
Quote  #415

granted but he pukes all over u
i wish for a bigger hand

Its hard being hated and discriminated against

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-4-2007 11:23:24 PM
CheeseDoodles

Join Date: 7-3-2007
Posts: 42
Location: a pawn in the game
Quote  #416

granted, but people think you are another missing link (like bigfoot) and you are hunted, captured, and experimented on.

I wish people wouldn't refer to me as he.

Vain glory be my wicked guide...

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-5-2007 10:05:41 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #417

Granted but your referred to as Satan, the church then proceeds to crucify, burn, lethal inject, shoot and ass rape you

I wish i was there to watch that happen

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-5-2007 10:29:27 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #418

Granted, but you get the same fate, because no one expects the spanish inquisition!!!

I wish for eggs.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-5-2007 10:42:55 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #419

Granted but you get 1million shoved up your asshole

I wish i WASNT there to watch that

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-5-2007 3:37:39 PM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #420

granted but its ok cause you still witnessed he (LOL) being ass raped by the church...while jacking off


i wish i didnt have that image

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's
 
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