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RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-5-2007 4:02:24 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #421

GRANTED!!!!

i wish this song im listening to (Adema - Immortal) wasn't so awesome!

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-5-2007 5:02:08 PM
CheeseDoodles

Join Date: 7-3-2007
Posts: 42
Location: a pawn in the game
Quote  #422

granted, but you suddenly find yourself listening to 90's boy-bands and kill yourself because that is the only honorable way to deal with the horror.

I wish for a job...

Vain glory be my wicked guide...

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-6-2007 10:01:59 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #423

Granted but its a Nuclear warhead tip...

I wish for a kuponut

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-6-2007 10:58:48 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #424

Granted, but i make sure your force fed a hot coal Julias Ceasar style while i eat the kuponut in pleasure or your demise.

I wish for a pom pom.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-6-2007 11:01:38 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #425

Granted but you get ass raped by a moogle whose pom pom you stole

I wish to watch that but not have it happen to me

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-6-2007 11:27:39 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #426

Granted, but a random monster does.

I wish that cloud leveled up everytime a random monster raped him,

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-6-2007 11:28:53 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #427

Granted but i become level 99 and slice your ass off

I wish for a telephone

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-6-2007 10:57:20 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #428

Granted, you can call the doctor and explain why your old chum Ansem put a telephone in a place where you dial when sitting.

I wish for a chest full of bras.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-7-2007 3:35:28 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #429

granted but sheep are wearing them, the cops get a mysterious tip off, bust you for beastiality and send your ass to jail where you are assfucked into oblivion

i wish for ansems head to explode into candy

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-7-2007 11:21:32 AM
Sephiroth

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 103
Quote  #430

Granted, but the candy is poisoned by ansems eeeevvviilll spirit.

I wish for Breakfast pizza

If, in your heart, I dissapear like all this snow, I want to bloom again within your heart. -Gackt

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-7-2007 11:38:48 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #431

Granted but its shoved up your asshole after being in the oven

I wish for sephiroths ass to be not AS burnt

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-7-2007 3:28:32 PM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #432

granted but your asshole recieves the removed burntness

i wish i didnt have to wait another 6 hours for my flight home (its at 3:55 am)

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-7-2007 3:46:28 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #433

Granted you have to wait a further 666 hours, which somehow summons satan who burns you to a crisp with second to go, your ashes are the put into a urn, fall into the plane turbine, fall into the ocean amongst the mer people who bring you back to life with some sort of magic, then you drown on seawater, float to the surface are abducted by aliens who then anal probe you before dumping you into a volcano.

I wish this post wasn't this long

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-7-2007 10:15:03 PM
Crazed Hamster

Join Date: 5-18-2007
Posts: 88
Location: Lurking under a pile of applications
Quote  #434

Granted, but then your account gets deleted.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

If all the wee laddies were little white rabbits, I'd be the pink one that teaches bad habits!

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-8-2007 6:39:12 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #435

Granted but you fall off your bed and land on a some spikes planted there by someone...
>.>
<.<


I wish to escape from hamsters house (yay alliteration)

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-8-2007 9:59:47 AM
Sephiroth

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 103
Quote  #436

Not granted, you're stuck there till hamster finds and tortures you!

I wish for a CD

If, in your heart, I dissapear like all this snow, I want to bloom again within your heart. -Gackt

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-8-2007 10:33:04 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #437

Granted but the wish granted is dyslexic and reads it as STD...

I wish for someone to find this wish
Last edited by Cloud 777 on 7-8-2007 10:34 AM

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-9-2007 12:05:36 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #438

granted, but upon finding it, you also find that its a curse of the most curse wortidly curses! Which is growing Barbra Strisands nose on your crotch

I wish to drop a random person off a bridge,

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-9-2007 12:23:40 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #439

granted but against 1/6BILLION chances, its you

I wish for a washing basket

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
7-9-2007 1:44:11 PM
CheeseDoodles

Join Date: 7-3-2007
Posts: 42
Location: a pawn in the game
Quote  #440

granted, but it's dropped out of a plane at several thousand feet and lands on your head... *splat*

I wish that I could go to the Edguy concert.

Vain glory be my wicked guide...
 
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