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RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-23-2007 1:27:21 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #761

granted, but sadly, the recoil breaks your wrist, and a bleeding Mr.Mallet slowly edges towards you to your bonk induced DOOM!

I wish to hit Kenny Rogers with a bat.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-23-2007 1:56:18 PM
Safer Sephiroth

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 412
Location: In an attic
Quote  #762

Cloud 777 said:Hes smaller than my foot... how would he piss on my face?

I wish for god to kick my dog in the balls

thats easy. when ur asleep

Its hard being hated and discriminated against

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-23-2007 7:40:37 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #763

A shut kitchen door fixed that safer... He can barely climb stairs anyway

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-23-2007 8:17:53 PM
Safer Sephiroth

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 412
Location: In an attic
Quote  #764

through the window with a grapplin hook if that doesnt work then down the chimney if u dont have dat either then i give up u win

Its hard being hated and discriminated against

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-23-2007 9:07:44 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #765

I win.

Ansem, granted but he kicks you in the balls

I wish for an apache longbow/Black Hawk helicopter

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-23-2007 9:25:44 PM
Safer Sephiroth

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 412
Location: In an attic
Quote  #766

granted but the day u ride in it u fly over the bemuda triangle and dissapear into the abyss
i wish for Cambells Chicken noodle soup

Its hard being hated and discriminated against

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-23-2007 9:34:57 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #767

Granted, scalding hot and spilt on your lap.

I wish for jesus to come back and get Timmy Mallet off my damn leg! (How many times has someone said that?)

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-23-2007 10:17:58 PM
CheeseDoodles

Join Date: 7-3-2007
Posts: 42
Location: a pawn in the game
Quote  #768

Granted, but in doing so you bring about the end times and jesus is like santa... he sees everything... you know what you've done...

I wish this stupid town had better cell reception!

Vain glory be my wicked guide...

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-23-2007 11:01:27 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #769

Granted, but you get radiation from using the phone.

I wish my back wasnt aching.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-24-2007 12:51:58 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #770

Granted but your groin does

I wish for the black materia!

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-24-2007 1:20:12 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #771

granted but in your joy of recieving it you drop it in the street and it rolls into the sewer

(not a Wish) i moving out in a week and i will post more!)

I wish to be able to find time to post and get class work done

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-24-2007 8:53:44 PM
CheeseDoodles

Join Date: 7-3-2007
Posts: 42
Location: a pawn in the game
Quote  #772

granted, but you have to stop sleeping.

i wish for a salad.

Vain glory be my wicked guide...

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-24-2007 11:02:37 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #773

Granted but P.E.T.A. steals it from you.

I wish for a gun.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-25-2007 10:31:09 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #774

Granted but instead you get TWO gun arms, with no ammunition

I wish for smash bros brawl to be released complete, bug free and all on kuponut to have a copy and a wii

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-25-2007 11:14:39 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #775

Granted, but i get the black Wii.

I wish for TOTAL FUCKING DARKNESS!

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-25-2007 12:21:20 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #776

Granted but i get the white darkness

I wish for the apocalypse to start and destroy america (It could only improve it)

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-25-2007 9:20:48 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #777

Granted, but your in Amerika at the time.

I wish Borat would slap George Bush's Vanilla Face.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-27-2007 2:11:57 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #778

Granted but he gets deported

I wish my mom would go on less psychotic rampages


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-27-2007 11:25:20 AM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #779

granted but the nome under your bed does instead

i wish these last to days of guarding go by fast save free

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
8-27-2007 11:01:30 PM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #780

granted but they go by so fast you dont notice the psychotic rampaging gnome drowning people

I wish i didn't lose the book that tells me what my assignments are

 
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