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RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-15-2007 11:42:39 AM
The Spirit of Aeris

Join Date: 5-12-2007
Posts: 388
Location: Doctorin the Tardis
Quote  #861

Granted. It lasts a second, but everyone else understood what went on but you so next time you haven't a clue whats going on.

I wish people would look in the Music Downloads section. Ive started to post the FF soundtracks. I'm uploading them myself. Big Smile


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-15-2007 5:42:31 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #862

Granted, they will when they have time.

I wish i had a bottle of Vodka right now.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-15-2007 6:19:44 PM
The Spirit of Aeris

Join Date: 5-12-2007
Posts: 388
Location: Doctorin the Tardis
Quote  #863

Granted but the Russian Mafia take your bottle of Vodka and play russian roulette with you. You win and take back your Vodka, but then a fleet of Cops arrive (a neighbour witnessed the mafia enter and dialled 911) and surround your house so you have nowhere to go and can't hide the bodies.

When the cops slam down your door, the chief of police notices the dead bodies and says to you well done. They were after the mafia for years and you killed all off in one day. They only came because the mafia were there. They didn't know that they were dead.

Anyway, then you tense up as you think you are going to be arrested, but you don't. Instead about a week later, you get a congressional medal infornt of a live audience and on worldwide TV. You even get a hug from George Bush Jr.

Its up to you to decide if that was a bad ending or not. Lol

I wish all granted wishes could be as storytelling as that.


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-15-2007 11:38:49 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #864

Granted but then Houghton Mifflin publishing company comes and visits the forum and realizes there is great writing potential in us all. They decide to take us away one by one to write individual stories. During this process they notice that our stories aren't as good unless we collaborate with each other on projects. This leads to them putting us all into one boarding house to spin ideas off of each other and so they can gain a monopoly on the book publishing market for the next twenty years after which said time we all grow old of each other and land up killing each other in a melee battle in the living room of our house. The only one left standing is Pity.

i wish my parents weren't absolutely anal about drinking.

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-16-2007 10:18:57 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #865

Granted, you have your parents fly to Mexico and send them to a seedy bar in which i will spike their drinks with roofies, and have their anal retentive qualities removed via a 20 peso surgeon named Jaun Margolas who just graduated med school over the internet 1 hour ago, you are then left to sort out a botched operation and your enraged parents who, well, its Mexico, and i heard a 10000 mile run in the desert is killer.

Let it be said that your anal retentive quality to listen to me is bad, and that you cant be anal rententive if you dont have an anus.

I wish to kick Sixteen Candles John Hughes ass, for making me search for a fictional town full of whiny pansies and loose women!

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-23-2007 2:23:18 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #866

Granted, but his dying words are to send you on a quest to defeat chaos. But to defeat chaos you must first find the armor of invincibility.
to catch the rest of this you must read 8-bit theatre at www.nuklearpower.com

i wish more people would post
Last edited by Glenn on 9-23-2007 2:26 PM

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-23-2007 5:52:42 PM
Safer Sephiroth

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 412
Location: In an attic
Quote  #867

not granted just cus im evil like dat
i wish i had rocky music playin wherever went

Its hard being hated and discriminated against

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-24-2007 11:23:55 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #868

Granted, but its old rockabilly music, i hope you enjoy buddy holly.

I wish to whack someone.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-24-2007 4:03:57 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #869

Granted, you whack yourself in the face.

I wish I could watch YouTube videos on my laptop (The damn sound doesn't work >_< )
Last edited by Cloud 777 on 9-24-2007 4:04 PM

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-25-2007 10:18:51 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #870

Granted but you can no longer hear the videos

I wish to see the powderfinger silverchair concert again Smile
Last edited by Zarkcus on 9-25-2007 10:21 AM


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-25-2007 12:04:35 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #871

Granted but you see John Tesh instead.

I wish to be a rainbow in the dark.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-25-2007 3:45:31 PM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #872

granted but no one can see you as there isnt the integral light component

i wish november was sooner im going to see biffy Clyro, Bill Bailey and Mono OMG

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-26-2007 1:44:31 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #873

Granted but it's November of next year. Damn.

I wish for an Xbox360 and Halo 3 not just for me but for EVERYONE on the forums.

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-27-2007 4:26:24 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #874

granted but your xbox 360 be defective
at least Halo3 came with the master chief helmet

i wish tool's drummer didnt stuff up his arm Frown
tool was supposed to come back here in november


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-28-2007 12:00:02 AM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #875

granted but instead he stuffs up his leg

i wish i could have a muscled body instead of the weak shit i have

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-28-2007 5:11:57 AM
The Spirit of Aeris

Join Date: 5-12-2007
Posts: 388
Location: Doctorin the Tardis
Quote  #876

Granted, but now you are constipated beyond belief and no laxative will ever cure it. XD

I wish January would arrive sooner. I'm going to London to see Arsenal play Newcastle at Arsenals new (as of last season) stadium on the 29th (2 days before my birthday). Ive been an Arsenal fan since I was 9....so that would make it 12 years this year. Also, I haven't been to that stadium yet and I can't wait! Big Smile




RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-28-2007 10:18:11 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #877

granted but you accidently get warped back to January 1919, awesome!

I wish for spandex shorts.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-29-2007 2:53:34 PM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #878

granted but they are that tight that you get arrested for indecent exposure.

I Wish that progressive music was more popular

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-30-2007 5:40:46 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #879

granted but music from a car insurance company really sounds like crap

i wish that none of my professors get angry at me for taking next week off for the flight team regionals

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-1-2007 11:20:09 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #880

Granted, but i do expect payment for having to cyanide all those bastards

I wish Glenn wouldnt accidently fall out his plane with a empty wallet.

Later
Ansem
Last edited by Ansem the Defiler on 10-1-2007 11:31 AM

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.
 
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