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RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-2-2007 3:03:28 PM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #881

granted he falls with a full wallet...full with coins...and he lands on you...ouch


i wish for enlightenment...and a license to kill

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-2-2007 4:27:43 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #882

Granted but you get so enlightened you think you're God and try proving it by using that license to kill to slit your wrists with the paper... Ouch...

I wish to make things explode just by saying Let the world dissolve around you!... Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy reference there

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-3-2007 3:24:54 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #883

granted but by things i mean your pants and their contents

i wish i could fly by forgetting to hit the ground

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-3-2007 3:44:42 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #884

Granted but in realitation I hold up a sign saying Remember to hit the ground. AND you land on a landmine for good measure.

I wish to be able to perform black magic... No reason... Just wanna set school on fire...

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-3-2007 11:06:23 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #885

granted, but you run out of MP and get mauled by the cops.

I wish to be D.O.A., only thing im good for right about now.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-4-2007 6:52:03 AM
The Spirit of Aeris

Join Date: 5-12-2007
Posts: 388
Location: Doctorin the Tardis
Quote  #886

Granted, but you wake up in the morgue, freaking the shit out of everyone. XD

I wish I wasn't so bored right now.


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-4-2007 5:24:20 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #887

granted a porcupine in your pants is now keeping you busy

i wish i had more time

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-4-2007 9:23:49 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #888

granted, we all need time, time to think, time to run, time to spiral in and out of a world of confusion, time to dry your socks, unfortunenately Glenn, you build some sort of device to disort time, resulting in a new age apocolypse from the destroyer of ages Lavos,and dispite all the time periods you go through, no matter how many countless countries, volcanos, inbreeding with a cavewoman, or even sticking you finger on a big mechanized button that brings about a nuclear winter, you still have no time to dry your socks.

I wish to see Glenn best me in this wish.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-5-2007 11:10:59 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #889

Granted, he does it so well you shit yourself in amazement.

I wish for for a Halo (Both Weapon type and one above my head)

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-6-2007 4:22:23 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #890

granted, but Jesus jumps out of a minivan with the rainbow letters JESUS LOVES ME on the side and pumps you full of lead via a tec-9

I wish i didnt see that van on the interstate (true story)

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-6-2007 5:10:15 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #891

Granted but instead Satan comes up with a giant stop sign and takes you to hell where you become his bitch...

I wish I didn't have the mental image of Ansem in a gimp suit right about now...

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-7-2007 12:20:26 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #892

Granted but the only way you can get the image of the leather-clad Ansem is by drawing hentai based on it. This of course causes a media uproar because there is drawn pornography being made of real people. Televangelists thus begin a new crusade this time against the Japanese pop culture influence. This holy war of theirs after killing all Asians in America eventually spills over to the continent of Asia itself in a final solution that would eradicate the Asian people. This causes a third world war to breakout between America which Europe sides with and between the oriental Asian countries. Because there is no longer pressure from America on Iran they are able to develop a nuclear bomb which they use against the U.S. The U.S. thinking that it was China that set off the device in our country then retaliates with their own supply. This leads to an escalation of violence ending in a nuclear holocaust. After the holocaust everyone on the face of the Earth is reduced to gathering berries and wearing leathers.

(boo-yah)

i wish i had psionic abilities

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-7-2007 1:41:42 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #893

Granted but your head explodes, then the head on your shoulders explode 4 minutes later.

I wish that I wouldn't keep seeing shadows in my periphiral vision

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-7-2007 4:34:05 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #894

granted, but upon trying to fix your eyes with a do yourself surgery kit bought from a overnight black market trade via Cambodia your eyes turn a nasty shade of yellow, what you thought was a vision replacement kit was indeed a untested super soldier serium that causes you to have wacked out psychosis's and various accelerations in your atheletics and paranoia, causing you to flip out and go apeshit on everyone around you. Upon the arrival of the police you massacre the squad, via ripping off one's head/shitting down their necks, impaling them on their sqaud cars, and even using one as a grotesque puppet, alas your heart, overloaded by these cambodian psychotropics, explodes.

I wish to be South of Heaven.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-8-2007 7:12:17 AM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #895

middle south or deep south...either way your head explodes...


i wish to be more creative with my replies in this thread

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-8-2007 10:00:00 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #896

Granted, i hearby by dub any of your posts Epic beyond belief, so epic that one word is sutible, any word, use your power wisely.

I wish i was fallin off the edge of the world.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-8-2007 11:12:37 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #897

Granted, you fall into a pit of Virgins, all of which or 80 or older...
Hope ya like older women Ansem...

I wish for world peace... Nah... WORLD WAR IS LOTS MORE FUN!!

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-8-2007 11:15:29 AM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #898

granted but we fight world war 1 style for the hell of it and there high casualties because of it

i wish i had an endless bowl of macaroni and cheese
Last edited by Glenn on 10-8-2007 11:17 AM

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-8-2007 12:34:19 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #899

Granted but you fall init and drown in the crappy cheese

I wish that I had a knife wrench and that it was embedded knife end first in Savious's forehead (Only a few people know who he is)

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-8-2007 12:37:35 PM
The Spirit of Aeris

Join Date: 5-12-2007
Posts: 388
Location: Doctorin the Tardis
Quote  #900

Granted, but you accidentally stab eminem as they are so alike and you couldn't tell the difference.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

 
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