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RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-13-2007 2:24:09 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #921

granted, but the cost of my uber powerful buhhdist opium not only makes you calm, but costs you a good bit of money, so really, you wont feel a thing after falling off the temple roof.

I wish an ancient chinese secret!

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-13-2007 5:45:09 PM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #922

granted but now you know it its not a secret and you feel somewhat unfulfilled

i wish there was a crashmat in the way of my temple fall

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-13-2007 8:53:01 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #923

granted, instead you fall into a cinderblock.

I wish to walk on water.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-14-2007 5:20:42 AM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #924

granted but fanatical christians think you are the messiah and rape you


i wish my gig goes well today

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-14-2007 10:01:27 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #925

granted, you'll do fine man.

I wish for bloody sex

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-14-2007 1:09:36 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #926

granted but its because you a fucking someone with ebola

i wish i could fly

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-14-2007 2:49:06 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #927

granted, you soar into the heavens, looking upon the earth, but what you see is the world, slowly dying, everyone in pain, cities crumbling, hellfire too and fro, you see the destruction of mankind, your angelic flight of the apocolypse, its the end of the world and the messenger is you, you have sprouted wings to your horror, and are spreading chaos upon the earth, you then scream in terror at the hell you wrought upon the world, you find yourself in the midst of a hellish war of hell's denizens and heavenly monarchs, your wings a sliced off by the swing of a demons blade as you freefall into the chaos bellow.

You wake up, upside down, strapped to a cross, in the midst of a crowd of hooded strangers, half drugged, the sounds of satanic mantra echo of NATAS, SWEET NATASm as a shirtless man with a goats head steps forward to slice you open, you scream for a god that has forsaken you, your insides reveal the truth of fears long forgotten as you are yet another sacrifice for a dark veiled religion.

I wish for hell, i dunno, something that fits my post count, MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-14-2007 2:51:47 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #928

Granted, you get shot 666 times by 666 different snipers.

I wish for a nuclear warhead to hit the earth's core

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-15-2007 7:38:00 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #929

Granted except the explosion blasts the whole planet, people and all into a lifeless parralell universe
taking the place of the earth that never was
and things continues on just the same as they had in the last universe as if nothing ever happened
and you along with the rest of humanity continue on in your miserable existance

I wish that damn bed wasnt so hard to put together that i have to wait for dad to do it
Last edited by Zarkcus on 10-15-2007 7:43 AM


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-15-2007 10:47:27 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #930

granted, but instead they try to dismember you and put you back together, ouch.

I wish that my evil post would live on after it rises (666th post) MUHAHAHAHH

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-15-2007 11:01:55 AM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #931

granted...errr whatever

i wish for a power pill

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-15-2007 11:26:40 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #932

granted CHOKE YOU SONAVABICH! (shoves pill down throat) AW FUCK IM BLUE!!

i was i wasnt blue!!!

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-15-2007 11:44:33 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #933

Granted you are now blue, NO YELLOW...
anyway people now think you are a walking simpsons advert being bright yellow and all
but the govenment believes you are an alien
they kidnap and probe you to see if like how it feels
its not so fun now is it
anyway they get bored with your whimpering and dissect you...alive

I wish i could figure out where the granted part came from
Last edited by Zarkcus on 10-15-2007 11:57 AM


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-16-2007 10:08:58 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #934

granted, it came out the end of my gun BLAM!

i wish the clean up wasnt so messy.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-17-2007 4:07:24 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #935

granted because you didn't get mad you got glad

I wish i had pwers granted from heaven

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-17-2007 10:03:48 PM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #936

Granted to learn more about these powers please consult the deity of your choice

I wish this concert to be even better than i think itll be


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-18-2007 10:28:02 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #937

granted, its so better, that you rupture your organs in line out of excitement from holding your ticket

I wish to see Slappy The Squirrel, shes so awesome.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-18-2007 9:17:06 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #938

granted but you see her only as she eats your eyes

i wish i could have a ripped body

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-19-2007 10:30:35 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #939

Granted Slappy the squirrel rips your body in half

i wish the people of the world could know just how truly awesome last nights concert was Tongue sticking out


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-19-2007 11:13:40 AM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #940

granted but it was so awesome just the description causes peoples heads to implode and their heart to burst out of their chest

i wish i didn't have to do a dumb scavenger hunt for my scholarship

Free-will: God's First Mistake
 
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