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RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-19-2007 7:45:57 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #941

granted, instead you must survive a series of tazer shots via campus police, try not to say DONT TAZE ME BRO.

I wish to know how to shot web.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-21-2007 8:43:47 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #942

granted but only after you take junior english in which you learn how to conjugate verbs properly

i wish you DON'T TAZE ME BRO
Last edited by Glenn on 10-21-2007 8:44 PM

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-21-2007 9:56:54 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #943

granted, instead you get hit by a mudkip.

I wish i wasnt almost about to be whacked.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-22-2007 9:30:13 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #944

Granted but a mule kicks you in the nuts and then in the head... Repeatedly

I wish for a new digital camera

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-23-2007 8:58:15 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #945

Granted, but as soon as you take a picture of a lowflying government saucer, you get sniped.

I wish for a ferret that spoke japenese

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-23-2007 10:20:12 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #946

Granted but you fail to understand it's warnings of ninjas behind you, who decapitate you and kidnap the ferret.

I wish to end world hunger

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-23-2007 11:37:06 AM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #947

granted all women are sent to giant kitchens to make pie with no one for the males to breed with the human race dies out over a long period of time

I wish i didnt have a 12 year old stalker...thats a guy Frown

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-23-2007 3:41:05 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #948

Granted, instead Jarno knocks on your door. ENJOY!

I wish to be able to cast FF7 Style Magic... (C'mon Black Materia already outta the temple...)

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-24-2007 12:07:25 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #949

granted, but instead you get a strategy guide on how to use materia.

I wish i had a rock n roll clown.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-24-2007 12:29:01 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #950

Granted but seeing as clowns are more evil than your 666th post, they bring a hacksaw. No one finds you until two weeks later, and your in chunks while the clown sits rocking back and forth laughing at your sliced and diced corpse.

I wish for all clowns to be sent to the moon and explode, knocking the moon off orbit and eventually ending the world.

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-24-2007 1:37:24 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #951

Granted but the moon rocking back and forth causes vast tidal waves in the ocean that Namor isn't controlling so he gets angry and begins his war on the surface dwellers.

I wish i was still a human in Humans versus Zombies...brains

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-24-2007 5:23:39 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #952

Granted but you get your head blown off, in reality, both heads.

I wish to have an Submachine Gun in my hand now, while aiming it at a complete bastard, with the safety off, with a bullet travelling at his face at a high velocity, in his direction with no hope of him escaping.

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-25-2007 7:48:22 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #953

Granted but ansem's the bastard
aaaawwwwww
i wish cloud didnt shoot ansem


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-25-2007 11:19:54 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #954

granted (takes clouds gun, presses safety off)Safetys off pal, (empties clip into your stomach)

I wish Cloud didnt try murder attempts in the future.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-25-2007 11:37:25 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #955

Granted, I have poplion do it instead.

I wish I wasn't losing so much damn blood from my stomach... Ohh a bullet!

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-25-2007 3:50:43 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #956

granted instead you explosively lose it from your pores...all at once

i wish i didn't have to pre-heat my toaster oven

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-25-2007 5:09:45 PM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #957

granted you now have to pre heat your blood hope you like lying on rocks reptile man

i wish i knew who cloud was talking about in his reply to my 12 year old guy stalker post

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-25-2007 6:50:32 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #958

Granted.
Jarno, 300lb black bodybuilder from hollywood, formally Ansem's cellmate. Also gay, and likes you... Enjoy!

I wish that AndY realised that Jarno was used as a screw up by AndY a page or two back

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-25-2007 11:14:14 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #959

Granted. But just for the hell of it (shoots both of you), you get divine justice from me.

I wish Ted Nugent was Jesus.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-26-2007 11:32:31 PM
Architect1

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 491
Location: Buried in comic book pages and trying to make the stack higher!
Quote  #960

Granted, but he's crucified a couple of days later and never comes back.

I wish I could eviscerate the contractor hammering away, fixing the bathroom for making an ungodly amout of noise while I'm trying to sleep. Mad

You'll always know I'm there... but if the high pitched noise is getting louder it's time to RUN!
 
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