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RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-4-2007 10:49:34 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #981

Granted but it's a gun made of potato. At least it wasn't on fire.

I wish for an atomic bomb to explode over Ireland. Why? I'm in a bad mood, that's why.

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-4-2007 11:58:13 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #982

granted, however, YOU ARE NOW PROMOTED TO HEAD ATOMIC BOMB RIDER! so you are strapped to the bomb, as you freefall from the heavens into the green hills of Ireland.

I wish for a box.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-4-2007 3:04:30 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #983

Granted, you get an Xbox shoved up your ass.

I wish that the fireworks outside my house would SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-4-2007 7:28:04 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #984

granted instead they are inside your house enjoy Smile

i wish there weren't so many girls with boyfriends

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-6-2007 9:13:11 AM
AngelOfBetrayal

Join Date: 5-31-2007
Posts: 100
Quote  #985

granted, but all the girls now have girlfriends so you're still screwed buddy

I wish for a rapid cyanide drinking hamster of doom

The devil may care but i don't No masters, no gods, no laws, no soul I'm insignificant, i'm shiny & unique I'm a freak, i'm a fuck-up, i'm suffering

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-6-2007 10:20:37 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #986

Granted but it's eaten by the giant three headed Jack Russell Terrier of Hell

I wish for a grenade launcher to take down the mother fucking school!!!

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-6-2007 9:53:19 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #987

granted, instead its a paper tube, enjoy.

I wish for BRAINSSSSSS!

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-7-2007 3:49:24 AM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #988

granted

i wish for a giant egg

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-7-2007 10:58:20 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #989

Granted, in Yoshi fashion you crap it out.

I wish to blow up some miserable old bastards head off.

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-8-2007 7:43:34 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #990

granted but the rocket launcher you were going to use turns out to be a potato launcher and said old bastard is smacked in the head with a potato
he calls the police who charge with assault and you never see the potato launcher again awww

i wish for more alien and predator games Tongue sticking out


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-8-2007 12:15:16 PM
AngelOfBetrayal

Join Date: 5-31-2007
Posts: 100
Quote  #991

granted but the aliens look like puff balls, and your predators are kittens, and you have to save a ball of yarn from catching on fire. whoo.

i wish for a suicidal potatoe of doom!

The devil may care but i don't No masters, no gods, no laws, no soul I'm insignificant, i'm shiny & unique I'm a freak, i'm a fuck-up, i'm suffering

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-8-2007 12:18:43 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #992

Granted but I fire it from my spare spud launcher in your general direction and it hit's you square in the face. Man that was a good shot!

I wish for a sword made of glass... Randomness...

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-8-2007 12:22:03 PM
AngelOfBetrayal

Join Date: 5-31-2007
Posts: 100
Quote  #993

granted, but when you swing it it shatters and the shards get all in your eyes O.O

i wish for a giant hot tomato

The devil may care but i don't No masters, no gods, no laws, no soul I'm insignificant, i'm shiny & unique I'm a freak, i'm a fuck-up, i'm suffering

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-8-2007 12:31:46 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #994

Granted but it appears outside of you making sure that you're inside it... Ow...

I wish for a nuclear warhead to land on some poor unsuspecting arsehole

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-8-2007 12:36:15 PM
AngelOfBetrayal

Join Date: 5-31-2007
Posts: 100
Quote  #995

granted, but you are the poor unsuspecting arsehole

I wish for a bowl of milk for my pussy. *here kitty kitty*

The devil may care but i don't No masters, no gods, no laws, no soul I'm insignificant, i'm shiny & unique I'm a freak, i'm a fuck-up, i'm suffering

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-8-2007 12:42:57 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #996

Granted but he shits on your rug.

I wish for momentum to become an obsolete force

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-8-2007 2:06:35 PM
AngelOfBetrayal

Join Date: 5-31-2007
Posts: 100
Quote  #997

granted, but gravity is also gone, so that book you are wanting to throw just won't propel itself forward. lol.

I wish for an orange and black rose.

The devil may care but i don't No masters, no gods, no laws, no soul I'm insignificant, i'm shiny & unique I'm a freak, i'm a fuck-up, i'm suffering

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-8-2007 2:53:42 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #998

Granted but it's seen as different and persecuted by all the other roses until it goes on a rampage, making all other roses extinct and you are charged with damaging the earth. Hey, it's your creation...

I wish for my head to stop fucking hurting...

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-8-2007 3:13:35 PM
AngelOfBetrayal

Join Date: 5-31-2007
Posts: 100
Quote  #999

granted but you no longer have a head to hurt *either one*

i wish for cloud777 to be a girl

The devil may care but i don't No masters, no gods, no laws, no soul I'm insignificant, i'm shiny & unique I'm a freak, i'm a fuck-up, i'm suffering

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
11-8-2007 3:19:13 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #1000

...

I wish for a decent comeback to that wish...

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.
 
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