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RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
1-30-2008 3:26:44 AM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #1141

not granted religion is the root of all evil


i wish people were less material

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
1-30-2008 10:05:21 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #1142

granted and we live in a utopian society where people do what's best for all on their own accord

i wish people didnt suck like they do

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
1-31-2008 1:31:58 PM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #1143

Granted they now blow

I wish to know more of this witnessing jenova cloud mentioned
sounds like doom
yay for doom


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
1-31-2008 3:41:07 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #1144

Granted, we run around with 6 feet long swords, impaling people through the stomach and doing 'Hojo's Work'. Together we'll take the planet back from the humans who stole it from the Cetra!

I wish the nice men in white coats would stop trying to anally probe me while I'm typing this

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
1-31-2008 5:46:29 PM
The Spirit of Aeris

Join Date: 5-12-2007
Posts: 388
Location: Doctorin the Tardis
Quote  #1145

Granted...they now probe you in that....other place.....on the opposite side.....you know what I mean! XD Big Smile

I wish business would pick up on this forum....


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-2-2008 12:32:53 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum

granted, but your computer blows up.

I wish for a bottle of Vodka.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-2-2008 10:35:11 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #1147

Granted but I steal it
aw now i feel bad here you can a little bit

I wish to see more linkin park on my tv


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-2-2008 9:06:14 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #1148

granted, but instead you get Hawthorne Heights, in all its bitchy, whiny, emo glory.

I wish to be South of Heaven

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-2-2008 11:22:27 PM
The Spirit of Aeris

Join Date: 5-12-2007
Posts: 388
Location: Doctorin the Tardis
Quote  #1149

Granted, but you take a wrong turn and end up in the middle of nowhere.....literally.

I wish I didn't have such a crappy TV


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-3-2008 2:13:33 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #1150

Granted i steal in the hope its compatible with my sega genesis

I wish for a tv my sega genesis would work with


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-3-2008 5:12:39 PM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #1151

granted any tv with an rf aerial socket...mine still works with plasma tv

i wish for SNOW

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-3-2008 5:49:43 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #1152

Granted, but it's actually S.N.O.W
Super Nuclear Ordinance Weapon
and it explodes on your forehead

I wish for a nuclear bomb to detonate on the moon

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-4-2008 12:06:03 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #1153

granted, but you get a kick to the groin instead, why? I dont know.

I wish for a Persian Rug

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-4-2008 10:48:07 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #1154

Granted, but a Spartan comes along, shouts This is PLAGARISM! and kicks you in the crotch as you fall out of your computer chair.

I wish I knew what to get my girlfriend for valentines day

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-4-2008 11:46:14 AM
The Spirit of Aeris

Join Date: 5-12-2007
Posts: 388
Location: Doctorin the Tardis
Quote  #1155

Granted, you get a custom made T-shirt with something she is really into emblazoned across the front. Smile

I wish more people would take to the advertising-Kuponut-on-a-T-shirt idea. Tongue sticking out


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-4-2008 2:10:11 PM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #1156

(get her a cock ring)

granted but everyone who takes to it comes down with a bad case of...AIDS

i wish AIDS was a government conspiracy so we had someone to blame for it

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-5-2008 1:22:10 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #1157

Granted the government man come from the government put a gun to a guys head and told him to fuck the little green monkey
and he contracted AIDS
he then went home and had a quickie with his wife
his wife was the only whore in the village
also it was a commune of hippies
then the government decided to build a dam drying up the towns river so the whole shire including the adult population which most of which now had aids, had to move
the government pretending to be feeling bad for making them move paid for them to go around the world before deciding where to live
being hippies that did not yet know anythings of said disease
and being very horney
it didnt long for the disease to spread
and eventually people realised they were getting sick
yet they never realised the whole hing started as biological warfare
against hippies

happy now

i wish i went to put up the roof and windows on my car earlier
it shouldnt be allowed to rain on the same day you get sunburnt walking around in this heat
Last edited by Zarkcus on 2-5-2008 1:24 AM


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-5-2008 10:23:17 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #1158

granted, but instead you get a hot car seat, ewwwwwwwww.

I wish for KENYANS!

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-6-2008 11:41:01 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #1159

Granted except instead of kenyans you get
THE HAITIAN
from heroes
and when you tell him you wanted kenyans instead
he erases this clean from your memory

I wish hungry jacks would change its name back to burger king
Last edited by Zarkcus on 2-6-2008 11:42 AM


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-6-2008 11:07:58 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #1160

Granted, but you die of a heart attack from consuming the greasy goodness.

I wish Zarkcus got a heart transplant from a KENYAN, So she could run like a KENYAN, and out race KENYANS, So the KENYANS would be sent back to KENYA!

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.
 
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