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RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-9-2008 1:03:20 PM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #1161

Gra... wait what
no i like my heart theres nothing wrong with it
however a new set of lungs could be nice

I wish for El Pollo Diablo to be friends with Colonel Sanders
cause it would be funny


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-10-2008 2:31:47 AM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #1162

Granted but only after a quick game of hump-catting which is similar to bear-blasting

i wish to have 400 babies

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-10-2008 3:15:23 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #1163

Granted but the force of giving birth to all those babies at once causes your rectum to explode

I wish my tummy didnt hurt right now


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-17-2008 4:02:33 AM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #1164

granted instead you no longer have a rumbly in your tumbly instead you have a zombie eating your head

i wish i didnt have the compulsion to get blitzed every chance i get

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-18-2008 5:28:05 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #1165

granted you are now compelled to explode

i wish decisions were easier to make


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-18-2008 12:45:18 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #1166

granted, dont we all.

I wish not to feel so drained of energy all the time.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-19-2008 5:04:52 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #1167

granted a large rock falls on the psyvampthats been stealing you energies
i wish 25 hours driving a car didnt take so long


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-19-2008 5:42:20 AM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #1168

granted but you dont get to drive at all

i wish to have enough money for a car (i want a '67 mustang)

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-19-2008 12:30:39 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #1169

Granted, but i strap a 30 dollar car bomb to it.

I wish for a cure for a sore throat in progress.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-19-2008 1:04:25 PM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #1170

Granted avoid talking
in fact i now remove your ability to speak
so ha

I wish i could get to sleep


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-20-2008 11:12:15 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #1171

Granted, but instead i give you crack, NO SLEEPING!

I wish Zarkcus stole a TV for me.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-20-2008 1:28:56 PM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #1172

Granted but i use the stolen tv to smash one of your windows and break into your house to steal more crack
then using the other tv i break a different window to get out
but as im leaving i remember the masumune and go back in through the front door which wasnt even locked to get the sword

I wish for ponies no actually i really do wish i could get to sleep
but ponies will do


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-20-2008 9:52:26 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #1173

granted but they're unicorns that impale you and kill you

i wish the moon eclipsed more

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-21-2008 10:21:34 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #1174

Granted the locals notice the red moon and burn you at the stake for being a witch

I wish to make room for the tuna


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-23-2008 8:14:38 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #1175

granted but the cod gets envious

i wish i could still be at school, but not have to take classes

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-24-2008 6:39:17 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #1176

granted, but you become the next Jeff Lebowski, and hang out in the Union buildings on Cloud 9 until you find a place to stay, and a nice rug to boot.

I wish, just for once, all this bullshit happening to the people around me, would go away, and never return, so that i may lift my head up and for once, not worrying about the bad things going on.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-24-2008 6:47:39 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #1177

Granted, Not gonna fuck this up, Ansem deserves it.

I wish for Poplion to learn to fly off the top of the highest point of our school.

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-25-2008 11:24:30 AM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #1178

granted because he gets distracted and forgets to fall

i wish the weather would clear up so i could fly more

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-25-2008 5:41:55 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #1179

Granted but Poplion flies in front of your plane, and a mess makes you go into a nosedive aiming you in the direction of a porno mag factory. You survive but are then ripped apart by perverts worldwide.

I wish that SOAD - Violent Pornography wasn't so catchy. Damn song's been stuck in my head all day.

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
2-25-2008 7:36:18 PM
The Spirit of Aeris

Join Date: 5-12-2007
Posts: 388
Location: Doctorin the Tardis
Quote  #1180

Granted, but now you star in violent pornography and in the process, your gonads get ripped off. XD

I wish that the 200+ other users of this forum would start posting instead of just having a look around.

 
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