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RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-30-2008 12:59:23 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #1281

granted a new type of car is developed that runs on the air we breathe and before long everyone has one yes even you
however with the exponential increase in the human population and with killing of trees via loggers and lumberjacks there simply is no longer enough oxygen to go around for the people and their cars
so before humanity can die out its decided that O2 will be taken from the water
the process of this done through boiling down, or up, mass bodies of water
this causes draughts in some areas flooding in others, fucking with crops , and many many dead fish, which thoroughly fucks ups food and water supplies.
So ultimately humanity and the rest of the world is fucked well and truly
And before givng up its decided the one to blame is the asshole that came up with the idea, Andy
congratualations, enjoy the lynch mob

hmm I wish... i dont know lets see oh i know
i wish that no one else answers this post in the time it has taken me to type this get up come back and finish typing


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
9-30-2008 4:45:39 AM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #1282

granted that was epic


i wish my car ran on a commodity that was infinate...therefor cheap

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-2-2008 9:01:43 AM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #1283

granted dead hookers it is Big Smile

i wish there was less school to do at college

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-3-2008 9:54:17 AM
Architect1

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 491
Location: Buried in comic book pages and trying to make the stack higher!
Quote  #1284

Granted, but then you'd actually have to do Work.



I wish..... I wish I could actually be a sniper for some military force. (No one thinks I'd pass the psych tests)

You'll always know I'm there... but if the high pitched noise is getting louder it's time to RUN!

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-3-2008 5:22:32 PM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #1285

from the impression i get from your posts i would be inclined to agree :P

granted but someone shoots you in the eye...through your scope


i wish it was less fuckin cold my whisky is gonna freeze soon

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-4-2008 9:44:03 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #1286

Granted, but.....erm....i drank it all....yeah........BURP

I wish for MY GODDAMN BIRTH CERTIFICATE!

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-5-2008 5:55:48 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #1287

can't be granted, you were grown not born Frown

i wish for more people for my 4.0 game

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-8-2008 3:59:42 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #1288

granted but then it upgrades to 5.0 and your version of the game pisses its self and dies


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-8-2008 11:37:31 AM
Glenn

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Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #1289

granted zark a dingo breaks into your window and rapes you just like you asked

i wish mexican jumping crabs didn't exist

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-8-2008 8:16:22 PM
Zarkcus

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Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #1290

Granted one jumps up and cuts off your dick before fading outta existence

I wish for a fish


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-8-2008 10:27:44 PM
Glenn

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Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #1291

granted it's a shark that bites off your umm gives you a vasectomy

i wish for cheese cart

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-9-2008 4:39:50 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
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Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #1292

granted only its really a Hysterectomy cart in disguise
the first ones on you

I wish it wasn't so easy to confuse gender


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-9-2008 7:54:13 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #1293

Granted, now you can check if im male or female

I wish for a massage.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-9-2008 12:59:15 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #1294

granted ill get arc right on that happy ending i can't guarantee

i wish i had better vocabulary skillz (for the record i meant hysterectomy)

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-15-2008 4:09:25 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #1295

Granted but you fail english. UNPOSSIBLE!

I wish that portal was a tiny bit longer (I only just played it, and it ended a bit too suddenly for me)

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-17-2008 6:28:14 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #1296

granted it is now longer and much more awesome so awesome that to gaze upon it would make your head explode

I wish to play portal
i know its sad that i have yet to


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-18-2008 1:14:19 AM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #1297

granted just remember the cake is a lie

i wish for a steam-punked airplane

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-18-2008 5:20:27 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #1298

yeah sure granted now its a bicycle with wings
have fun

I wish for my throat to feel better


RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-23-2008 9:41:52 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #1299

granted i'm holding the jokes about sliding stuff down it to cure it

I wish Bac-tober were a real month (bacon month)

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Wishing Game (well someone had to...)
10-25-2008 6:28:33 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #1300

Granted, enjoy your heart attack.

I wish i wasn't unemployed.

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.
 
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