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Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-12-2007 6:21:51 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #1

Ok, basically this is a parody where EVERYONE can participate and have their own character in it.
The first post/part of a post you make is ADVISED to be a Character Builder to give an image of what the character is like.

Let your Imaginations run wild!

RULES:-
1) You can only control your character's actions and their dialouge. For example, I can pass a gun to another character but they have to be the ones to shoot the gun.
2) Try NOT to make things predictable, surprises are nice. In other words: As RANDOM as possible!
3) You can only follow your Character through the storyline and if something is happening away from your character then the character must not be aware of it unless another character informs them.
Last edited by Cloud 777 on 10-12-2007 6:55 PM

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-12-2007 6:53:46 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #2

Character Building

Currnet Location: Hojo's Dojo (Research Facility, Under experimentation)

(Cloud is floating in suspended animation, shoulder length brown hair flowing upwards. Suddenly his Sapphire eyes open, and the stasis tube shatters almost instantly. Cloud falls onto all fours onto the metal floor).

Tannoy: Red Alert! Red Alert! Experiment No. 777 has escaped! Shut Down ALL Security Doors!

(Cloud slowly stands up as miltia surround him, laughing he telekinetically picks them up and throws them through a security door)

Tannoy: Security Door No. 238 has been breached! All personnel evacuate immediately! All Militant Forces close in on the subject¬

Cloud: Heh...

(Cloud dashes forwards, unarmed and wearing only basic armour. Soldiers break down the door and Cloud attacks with a combination of various psychic attacks)

Soldier #1: Concentrate you fire! He generates a natural shield!

Cloud: Well, I wouldn't wanna make things TOO easy for you, would I?

(A dark red light surrounds Cloud, burning closely too him. In a few seconds he's unleashed it and blown half the research facility to tiny pieces. Surviving guards close in on his unconcious body)

Soldier#2: Well... What do we do with this one? He's too dangerous to re-introduce into society now.

General: Wipe his memory, dump him in any town that takes your fancy.

(As Cloud re awakens, he has no memory of what has happened, what he is capable of and worse: Can't remember his PIN number. Only the name Cloud sounds in his mind. Looking up slightly he sees a sign reading: Welcome to Neo-Midgar, formally: Midgar!

Cloud: Deja Vu...

(Cloud checks his pockets and finds a key with a keytag reading: KUPO NUT TOWERS: ROOM 202)

Walking off to what used to be the Shinra Tower, not that Cloud remembers that, he has no idea what Crazy People await...



(TO BE CONTINUED...)

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-13-2007 12:16:42 PM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #3

(AndY is sitting in the lobby of Kupo Nut Towers eating an onion)

AndY:I've been in the place for nearly two years. I don't know whats out there anymore. They call it Neo-Midgar but I call it hell. I'm afraid of going outside. I just want my old life back away from the city. In the country with my mum, my brother and my dog. I can't go back...not after all that has happened. For now ill stay in this tower with these people and eat more assorted vegetables...CAN SOMEONE GET ME AN AUBERGINE?

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-13-2007 1:00:10 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #4

(Cloud walks through the glass slide doors of what was formally the Shinra building, now Kupo Nut Towers)

Cloud: Wow... This is more than I expected. I didn't think they'd have a raw vegetable eating psycho in the lobby!

(Walks past AndY as he continues eating his onion)

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-14-2007 5:41:57 AM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #5

(AndY Finishes his onion and stands up)

AndY:Who are you calling a psycho? i can hear your thoughts. I'm AndY by the way. Whats your story?

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-14-2007 12:36:28 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #6

(As Cloud and Andy share their life stories, a mysterious figure looks upon them, malice intent in his eyes, as he looks out a ventalation shaft. as he pokes his head out of it)

Ansem:KEEP IT DOWN GUIS! IMA TRYIN 2 SLEEP K TNKS By!!1

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-14-2007 1:19:45 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #7

*Glances sideways at the guy who just shouted at him and AndY*
Cloud: Who the fuck is that guy?
*Begins thinking about where he's going to put his pet crabs*

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-14-2007 2:33:01 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #8

(looking at Cloud and Andy with eyes wide of curiosity)

Ansem:IS DAT SUM CRABZ!?! OH SHI..........(falls out of shaft)

Later
Ansem


My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-14-2007 2:40:03 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #9

(Looks at guy fallen out of Ventilation Shaft)
Cloud: Shouldn't someone help him?
(A crab escapes Cloud's pocket and scurries over to the person)
Cloud: GARY! NO!!!

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-14-2007 4:46:23 PM
Safer Sephiroth

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 412
Location: In an attic
Quote  #10

Safer Sephiroth happened to walk by when he saw the crab then shitted himself because of his fear of sea creatures

Its hard being hated and discriminated against

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-15-2007 8:29:05 AM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #11

AndY:Hey don't worry about ansem he's ok. This guy is safer sephiroth he's the only vegetable in the place i don't eat

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-15-2007 11:22:24 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #12

(Cloud looks at the scene around him: An insane freak living in a Ventalation Shaft, another insane Raw Vegetable eating freak and some random guy who just walked in and shat himself)

Cloud: I'm gonna need a drink...

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-15-2007 11:31:23 AM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #13

(AndY opens his jacket, there are beverages of many diferent types and volumes)

AndY:What ya drinkin?


Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-15-2007 11:39:35 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #14

Cloud: (Looking at the amazing jacket of booze) Got any Jack Daniels whisky in there?

(Looks over shoulder, the crab is getting closer to Ansem)

Cloud:... Make it a double and wait there...

(Runs over to Gary the Crab, meanwhile in the corner of his mind (woo...))

???: Cloud... Cloud...

Cloud's mind: What the hell? I know my own name goddammit! Who are YOU!?!

???: I am the Crab Of Ineffable Wisdom, the very thing that makes you who you are...

Cloud's mind: Oh, I'll have a Big Mac and Medium Fries then.

Crab of Ineffable Wisdom: We're so screwed...

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

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RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-15-2007 1:11:05 PM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #15

(AndY hands cloud a double JD)

AndY:Why is there a wise crab on your mind?

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's
RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-15-2007 1:14:00 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #16

(Drinking)
Cloud: There's a what on my what now?

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-16-2007 1:49:24 AM
Architect1

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 491
Location: Buried in comic book pages and trying to make the stack higher!
Quote  #17

(Architect walks through the Lobby doors in Full Cosplay looking like Ino Yamanaka.)

Arc: SQUEEEEEEEE!!!!! Innit that crab sooo cute!!!

(Rushes over and snatches the pet Crab and hugs it.)

Arc: I think I'll call it... ARABELLA!

(Arc wonders past everyone toward the elevators and vanishes)

You'll always know I'm there... but if the high pitched noise is getting louder it's time to RUN!

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-16-2007 12:34:37 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #18

(Wide eyed)

Cloud: That psycho fangirl just stole my favourite crab...

(Forgets is still running and goes headfirst into a wall)

Cloud: And gave it a womans name!

(Rubs head, eyes narrow)

Cloud: This time, it's... (Looks out the main lobby window) PIZZA PARLOUR?!? WOO!!

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-16-2007 10:25:49 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #19

(pokes head out of shaft again)

Ansem:HAI GUIS I SMELLS A PIE! DAT CRAB IS GONE, K BAI!

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-17-2007 12:53:48 PM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #20

AndY:Pie better have onion in it.

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's
 
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