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RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-17-2007 4:24:30 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #21

(From the heavens there comes an ear deafening roar as a meteor of fire and rock descends from above. This meteor crashes making a crater the size of a baseball field showering everything with dirt in a half mile radius. From the rubble of the Meteor stands a creature roughly seven and a half feet tall. It is covered in metal of some sort that perfectly contours its whole body making one know that, that is the skin. It flexes its wings which are well over fifteen feet across. Doing so draws attention away from its awesome height to its lowers body of a goat. also it cant but be noticed that it has a third leg sewn into its pants. It has a crown of horns on top of its head with a burning white light in the center three inches off the top of the head. The creature then says:

???:Crab Battle? Roll for initiative.

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-17-2007 6:45:45 PM
Safer Sephiroth

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 412
Location: In an attic
Quote  #22

SS=Abbrieviation for Safer Sephiroth

SS-PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its hard being hated and discriminated against

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-18-2007 10:23:44 AM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #23

(falls out of ventalation shaft snapping safers neck, looking insanely at the crater the thing from space came from)

Ansem:HAI! CRAB! CRAB BATTLE!?!!!!

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-18-2007 9:20:30 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #24

???: I am the High Templar Archon.......Will, i am here to end the crabs

(rolls a D20 the size of a baseball)

Will: Natural 20, I go first.

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-19-2007 1:39:03 AM
Architect1

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 491
Location: Buried in comic book pages and trying to make the stack higher!
Quote  #25

(Arc sticks her head out the window clutching Arabella whos dressed up in a frilly pink dress)

Arc- ALRIGHT! WHO'S MAKING ALL THAT RACKET IN THE MIDDLE OF MY GUNDAM WING MARATHON!!!!

(Whips out a oversized beam cannon and shoots the thingie on the meteor and blows everything into tiny atoms.)

Arc- NOW KEEP IT THE HELL DOWN OR I AM GOING TO DO SOME REALLY BAD HURTIN ROUND HERE!!!!!

(Arc slams the window closed behind her, shattering the window benath and returns to her Gundam Wing marathon...)

You'll always know I'm there... but if the high pitched noise is getting louder it's time to RUN!

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-19-2007 12:03:18 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #26

(The High Templar Archon reassembles his form)

Will: Owww, that really hurt me.

(Grabs a rock and throws it intending to hit the window but misses and instead hits a 747 passing by)

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-19-2007 7:35:36 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #27

(looks at plane, wide eyed and full of fear and hatred)

Ansem:HAI!AMERIKAN GOVERMENT BE IN SKY! (picks up Glenn) LET YE OF LITTLE FAITH BE THROWN TO CRIPPLE THY WINGS HELLISH ANGEL OF INDUSTRIALiZATION!!!! JIHADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

Glenn:Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! SAVING ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-21-2007 8:45:37 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #28

(takes 20)

Will: now let these crabs are they Alaskan King or Hermit?

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-22-2007 9:32:39 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #29

(Cloud walks up to his room and sleeps, 10 minutes later he's woken by the sound of Glenn being thrown into a plane)

Cloud: Livin' here's gonna be fun...

(Pulls out a hand grenade from nowhere and throws it at the plane)

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-22-2007 11:24:47 AM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #30

AndY: Fuckin Commies

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-22-2007 4:41:46 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #31

(Pulling out another grenade)

Cloud: I think I can sink this mother fucker...

(Mysterious glowing ball appears at Cloud's hands, in a surprise move grabs the TV)

Cloud: TELEVISIONDOKEN!



(Note: I've been reading 8-bit theatre lol...)

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-22-2007 10:28:02 PM
Ansem the Defiler

Join Date: 5-14-2007
Posts: 816
Location: Purgatory Heights Mental Asylum
Quote  #32

Ansem:LAWD iS DAT SUM TV!?!

Later
Ansem

My talent's for lying. For sticking the knife in when people least expect it. Then walking away with a smile and a wave before they even realise they're bleeding.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-23-2007 4:25:02 AM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #33

AndY: Who the fuck does this guy think he is.

(AndY pulls out an onion from his jacket)

AndY:Feel the wrath of my super onions now writhe in pain as your eyes melt suckah CAN YOU DIG IT!

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-24-2007 1:43:30 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #34

(Glenn survives the fall not by using his wings but my double jumping just before hitting the ground)

Will: Its time i summoned my brother.....the dragon king god.....Bahamut

(sticks some black materia in his wrist points to the sky and a summoning crest appears along with a sudden darkening of the skies)

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-24-2007 5:25:52 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #35

(Already jumping towards the summoning crest)

Cloud: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Hits the television on it's descent to earth and falls 200 feet)

Cloud: DAMMIT!!!!!!!

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-24-2007 6:28:48 PM
Safer Sephiroth

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 412
Location: In an attic
Quote  #36

SS-(to confused to know wut happening)aww fuck this (Summons meteor) now excuse me while i go watch ed,edd and eddy

Its hard being hated and discriminated against

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-24-2007 8:08:55 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #37

Cloud: Brilliant... An evil dragon god king, and a giant ball of rock and fire... What an amazing first day in Neo-Midgar...

(Reaches down to waist)

Cloud: WHO STOLE MY GODDAMN SWORDS!!!!

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-25-2007 3:12:23 AM
Architect1

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 491
Location: Buried in comic book pages and trying to make the stack higher!
Quote  #38

(Arc skips past Cloud getting slash Happy with his swords and accidentally slashing off his belt before she moves on and notices all the noise outside.)

Arc - Huh? What chu all doin?

(Then she notices Arabella trying to jump out her window and the paused cartoon behind it and then notices the big meteor headed for her window...)

Arc - EEEEKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

(Arc runs outside)

Arc - ART OF THE FANGIRL #27! SUPER REPULSION TECHNIQUE!

(Arc looks up at the meteor and gives it her most deranged psychotic Fangirl look and it skids to a stop in midair and flings itself back into space where it can't see the traumatising look of fanatical adoration, because meateor's shouldn't have fangirls... nope, none what so ever...)

Arc - Awwwwww! You just need a hug! Come BACK!!!!

(Arc remembers her new pet crab was going to jump and flings the swords over her shoulder where they accidentally lodge themselves in the Bahamut and runs to catch the crab.)

Arc - Naughty Arabella! You should know better that there is no escape from me! I think you need to be punished! A week in the Relena box should do it...

(Arc gets distracted by a shinny coin in the street and wonders off after it with her ever failing attention span now that there isn't any Anime in her direct vacinity....)

Big Smile
Last edited by Architect1 on 10-25-2007 3:16 AM

You'll always know I'm there... but if the high pitched noise is getting louder it's time to RUN!

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-25-2007 3:54:18 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #39

(After a long cutscene: Bahamut erupts into the sky to bring vengeance down on the souls of....all)

Will: Woah shit i totally forgot that he was crazy. let's go, Lerooooooooooooooooooooy Jeeeeeeenkinsss

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-25-2007 4:47:38 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #40

(Chasing after Arc)

Cloud: GIVE GARY THE CRAB BACK NOW YOU PSYCHO FANGIRL!

(Running past a sword shop, steals a sword)

Cloud: It'll do for now, but I STILL WANT GARY BACK!

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.
 
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