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RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-25-2007 5:06:31 PM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #41

(AndY surveys the scene)

AndY:This Shits fucked up im going to bed...night folks

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-27-2007 11:22:06 AM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #42

(Will gets thrown to the ground)

Will: a little help here with this dragon?

(gets punched in the back and blood comes out of his nose)

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-27-2007 4:25:27 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #43

(Jumping at giant fireball coming from bahamut)

Cloud: YEAH!

(Hits the fireball, goes unconcious)

Cloud (In head): Yeah...

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-29-2007 8:30:41 PM
Architect1

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 491
Location: Buried in comic book pages and trying to make the stack higher!
Quote  #44

(Arc turns back when the sceene catches her attention again and she notices Cloud knocked out on the floor...)

Arc: Ohhhhhh, lets doodle on him!

(Arc pulls out a black permanent marker and begins to draw all over Clouds face, and arms, and legs and eventually getting to everything short of his undies...) Tongue sticking out

Arc: DOODLE MAN! Nihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi

(Arc decides she needs nillaness and goes back to her appartment... Arabella STILL in her hand.)

You'll always know I'm there... but if the high pitched noise is getting louder it's time to RUN!

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-30-2007 5:26:46 AM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #45

(the giant fireball wakes AndY)

AndY:For Fuck Sake

(AndY gets out of bed and heads down to the lobby)

AndY:FOR FUCK SAKE WOULD YOU ALL STOP BEING SO FUCKING CHILDISH...LOL LOOK CLOUD HAS A PENIS DRAWN ON HIS FOREHEAD!

(AndY eats an onion)

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
10-30-2007 8:51:46 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #46

(Glenn gets up off of the ground looks at Cloud)

Will: hehe penis

(Glenn then waves a hand over cloud and wakes him up and imbuing him with powers, then Bahamut delivers a pile driver into Glenn's back grounding him)

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
11-11-2007 3:30:59 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #47

Zarkcus: Wow and all that happened two weeks ago
jeez Bahamut i cannot believe the crazy shit you have to put up with
what a bunch of psychoticrabidwhorelovingsonsofcunts.

Bahamut nods rapidly in reply

Zarkcus: No wonder you wanted to destroy the souls of humanity.
At least you don't have to put up with them ever again...well unless one of them, like that weirdass brother of yours, decides to summons you again.

Slowly the realisation hits bahamut, and as the look of horror crawls across his face he bursts into tears.
------------------------------------------
Walking away from the place Bahamut has chosen to hole himself up in, for probably the rest of his days, Zarkcus mutters to herself,

'I can't believe it, people whose sheer idiocracy could reduce the mighty and terrible godking bahamut to a blubbering invalid. HOW AWESOME, I got check this out.'

And hopping onto some random persons black chocobo Zarkcus heads off into what might be the direction of Kuponut towers
Last edited by Zarkcus on 11-11-2007 3:35 AM


RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
11-11-2007 8:15:51 AM
Architect1

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 491
Location: Buried in comic book pages and trying to make the stack higher!
Quote  #48

(Arc jolts upright from where she fell asleep in the middle of a Vampire hunter D marathon and looks out the window at midgar below.)

Arc- Something wicked this way comes... and it's made of potatos!

Big Smile

You'll always know I'm there... but if the high pitched noise is getting louder it's time to RUN!

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
11-12-2007 9:30:32 PM
Sephiroth

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 103
Quote  #49

*Seph pops outta a floor-grate, which promptly Dissapears, ala SSB*

Seph: Did someone say TATERS?!?!?! ...I'ma gonna hafta go KRAZY IRISHMAN MYAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!

*flies across the room impossibly fast, crashing into Bahamut and sending them both falling to the ground*

Seph:...but first I must recovaahr frraaoomm muuhh buaaiinnn daammmugeessss...

*Seph begins pulling out an X-Potion, then drops it and sitting there drooling*

If, in your heart, I dissapear like all this snow, I want to bloom again within your heart. -Gackt

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
11-13-2007 5:53:38 PM
Architect1

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 491
Location: Buried in comic book pages and trying to make the stack higher!
Quote  #50

(Arc looks out the window with her binoculars in the direction of Bahamut's lair and notices Sephiroth beating his head against Bahamut who is still a shivering heap...)

Arc - Methinks that someone is slightly behind the timeline.... oh look now he's drooling.

(Arc turns her attention to the dark streak zipping toward the towers...)

Arc - Ohhhhh, I need to set up for the Warcraft!


You'll always know I'm there... but if the high pitched noise is getting louder it's time to RUN!

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
11-14-2007 5:32:18 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #51

*Wakes up, and looks at the devastation surround him*
Cloud: Holy... How drunk was I last night? And why do I feel I have the power of a god? Why do I know there's a penis drawn on my forehead? Thankfully these new powers have a special feature...
*Sheds skin in the style of a snake, removing all of Arc's doodles*
Cloud: And... There's a brain damaged idiot here... And for once it isn't AndY!
*Throws elixer at Sephiroth*

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
11-14-2007 11:24:09 PM
Sephiroth

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 103
Quote  #52

*snaps out of his potato-related disability*

Seph: Sorry, it just seems as though potatoes have a maddening effect on me in large quantities... much like the crazy lookin dude who just blew up a plane with an innocent stander-by....

I'ma gonna go sit over next to him

*wanders over towards Ansem to prepare for approaching Potato-demon*

If, in your heart, I dissapear like all this snow, I want to bloom again within your heart. -Gackt

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
11-16-2007 2:57:36 AM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #53

Glenn: potato demon i better summon the sour cream and cheddar cheese elementals along with the bacon dragon

(begins waving arms and stuff in a summoning ritual)

Glenn: hold-on guys loaded potatoes coming right up soon, someone get steaks ready

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
11-17-2007 4:04:52 AM
Architect1

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 491
Location: Buried in comic book pages and trying to make the stack higher!
Quote  #54

(Arc looks over her shoulder to where everyone suddenly appeared in her kitchen talking about food and sweatdrops.)

Arc- Uhhh, guys? There's no potato demon you know...

(Seeing they're ignoring her she looks back out the window where a Spud is headed straight for them. Ehhh, she'd just laugh at them later.)


You'll always know I'm there... but if the high pitched noise is getting louder it's time to RUN!

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
11-18-2007 9:00:50 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #55

Zarkcus finally arrives at kuponut towers and spies Arc.
Then hears several other strange people muttering something about a potato demon
Zark: (saying to Arc) Figures you'd be here.
So what exactly have you been up to
and what is this crap about potato demons?
Last edited by Zarkcus on 11-18-2007 10:18 AM


RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
11-19-2007 4:55:47 AM
Architect1

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 491
Location: Buried in comic book pages and trying to make the stack higher!
Quote  #56

(Arc looks at Zarkcus and rolls her eyes.)

Arc- Duh, of course I'm here, there has to be some feminine influence around here or Arabella would never get her hair curled properly.

(She points to a pot where there's a smell of boiling crab)

Arc - Currently I'm dying her red so she'll be the right color and then I'm going to dress her up and a red Koopa, but some of the claws are going to have to go... Oh, and the potato demon thingie? I was talking about you visiting Spud! Honestly, I don't think there's a single lick of inteligence in the room... and somehow they keep hearing whatever I'm saying even though they're in different areas or rooms... I'm starting to think that the perverts have my appartment bugged or something... OHHHH!!! IS THAT A BLACK CHOCOBO?! COME TO ME MY LITTLE CHARLOTTE!!!!!

(Arc rushes past Zarkcus and steals her chocobo and runs off best planning which of her blow up final fantasy characters would look better sitting on top of it.)

(MWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA) Big Smile

You'll always know I'm there... but if the high pitched noise is getting louder it's time to RUN!

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
11-19-2007 8:12:13 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #57

Zark: *sigh* That poor poor chocobo
*smells the crab pot* well at least arabella didnt suffer much

Zarkcus walks over to the place where the crab cooks and crosses the pot.
Zark: Arabella, probably a crab that once had a happy home, stolen from its friends and family to endure the suffers of a pyschotic fangirl. Know that while his last moments were definetly not so happy, that he will always hold a special place in our stomachs. Well at least until further digested.
*crosses the pot again*
May it rest in peace and be served in pieces. Amen..................Wait a sec i dont even like seafood.

Zark: Oh well. Hmmmmmmmm this potato demon thing sounds like it has potential for much fun


RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
11-19-2007 11:30:42 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #58

Glenn: crap guys i think they found out about my bugs i hope they don't find my cameras too, now lets mash this potatoe (pun intended)

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
11-20-2007 10:32:18 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #59

(Cloud is just lying down on a hill as a newspaper blows past with the headlines: Potato Demon, threat or MENACE!?!?)

Cloud: Wow... Some people really need to learn not to take things literally...

(Gets up and walks across to KupoNut Towers, steps through the front doors and two feet in something... Odd... Happens...(

Cloud: ZOMBIE FUCKING CRAB ARMY!!! Does the warning label not mention that adding Gary to water will result in evil versions of him popping out of him... And if he's Blessed or whatever then they become undead...

(Looks at others, still fussing over potato demons)

Cloud: Idiots...

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
11-20-2007 6:34:49 PM
Sephiroth

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 103
Quote  #60

Seph: Zombie Crab Army?!?!?!!! *glances at Ansem* Quick, Crazy vent-man and dude with the anti-potato elementals, we must act!!

If, in your heart, I dissapear like all this snow, I want to bloom again within your heart. -Gackt
 
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