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RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
11-21-2007 4:04:35 AM
AndY

Join Date: 5-17-2007
Posts: 658
Location: The Scottish Borders
Quote  #61

AndY:Gary you got red on you

Fuck all you gun toting hick gangster wannabe's

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
11-21-2007 2:26:49 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #62

Glenn: i have a crab filleter that gets +4 against crabs, but first this potatoe demon, go sour cream elemental

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
11-21-2007 9:53:52 PM
Architect1

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 491
Location: Buried in comic book pages and trying to make the stack higher!
Quote  #63

(Arc looks up from where she's Eating popcorn and watching her newly aquired army of crustaceous critters trying to attack everyone.)

Arc - DUDE!! THERE IS NO POTATO DEMON!

(The chocobo beside her Wark's in agreement and keeps on eating greens as Arc Throws a spare steal capped boot to hit Glenn in the head which bounces off and knocks away a pot plant revealling a cammera...)

Arc - .....................PREPARE TO DIE!!! GO ZOMBIE ARABELLA CRABS! GETTEM!!!!

You'll always know I'm there... but if the high pitched noise is getting louder it's time to RUN!

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
11-22-2007 9:51:11 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #64

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WOW
This is great!
Between the two of us Arc we managed to unleash an army of zombie crabs
and stopped the only people around that could do something about it,
from doing anything because of a supposed potato demon
that doesnt exist
This is awesome Big Smile
And this is complete accidental evil
imagine what itd be like if we tried to take over the world Big Smile
hehehe we'd prolly kill it

oh yeah if arabella in the water pot with a blessing
is the source of the crab army
shouldnt someone pull him outta the water?
or curse him?
Where's this warning label anyway?


RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
11-23-2007 4:22:33 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #65

Glenn: ignore the potatoe demons, zombie crabs!!!!

Glenn: boil some holy water we're having GUMBO!!

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
1-16-2008 7:34:06 PM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #66

well besides the crab army theres not much else to do here
hmmmmmmmmmmm fuck it
*Whips out plasmacastor and starts shooting crabs*
./\
/__\
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE lookit them splode mommy
anyone wanna join ive got another plasmacastor?
Last edited by Zarkcus on 1-16-2008 7:41 PM


RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
1-17-2008 10:32:59 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #67

I've got a sword... Just a minute though...
*Rips crab off head that keeps trying to... Well, it's rated 18 so... Figure it out*
THE LIL GIT IS TRYING TO FUCK MY HEAD!!!

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
1-18-2008 7:47:40 PM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #68

Glenn: Crabs having sex, calls for seaweed condoms, remember, be safe!!

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
1-19-2008 10:09:01 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #69

Zarkcus:O.o
WTF

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwww

*suddenly a red triangle appears on the place the where the crab tried to violate cloud and the sound of a plasmacastor being fired is heard*


RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
1-22-2008 10:43:11 AM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #70

Glenn: OoO i like plasmacaster gimme gimme gimme!

(stamps his feet crushing several crabs)

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
1-22-2008 10:39:16 PM
Architect1

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 491
Location: Buried in comic book pages and trying to make the stack higher!
Quote  #71

(Arc comes charging up on Charlotte)

Arc - OH NO YOU DON'T! YOU'RE IN FOR AN ASS WHOOPIN! NO PLASMACASTOR FOR YOU!!!!

(Charlotte Tramples Glenn and stomps his head into the ground a few dozen extra times to get the point across.)

Arc - Hmmmph, that's what you get for planting cammeras! (Slips into Ultra Fangirl Mode) Only my one and only love can do that.... well, technically it would be loves.... I put dibs on the herem!

(Arc gets a nosebleed and starts to giggle pervertedly.)

Arc - Jiraiya-Sama is in it too....

(Arc turns Charlotte around and goes back to her appartment, still giggling and ignoring the crab army reacting to her dirty thoughts and trying to molest everyone.)

Big Smile

You'll always know I'm there... but if the high pitched noise is getting louder it's time to RUN!

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
2-2-2008 10:57:50 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #72

EEK!
Crickets chirp
Dust weeds roll
Eyes twitch

Zark: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HER?!
grr here glenn take this plasma castor and go destroy her yaoi
I believe it may the key to her power just make sure to run for your life afterwards...
oh wait you've been stomped into the ground...Fuck now where am I gonna find someone dumb enough to go up against a fangirl?
Last edited by Zarkcus on 2-2-2008 10:59 AM


RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
2-2-2008 12:01:12 PM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #73

*On cue, walks along street and falls over*
Hey, a penny!

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
2-3-2008 1:53:36 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #74

Zark:Heeeeeeeeey
you wouldn't happen to want a sidequest would ya?
all you hafta do is destroy arcs yaoi
itll make the crabs go away
I think...


RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
2-3-2008 7:08:14 AM
Cloud 777

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 874
Location: Somewhere Dark, Rainy and covered in flames...
Quote  #75

*Conscience appears as a devil on one shoulder and an angel on the other*
Evil: Destroying things... Sounds like fun
Good: But it'd bring about the end of existence!
Evil: On the bright side... No one would have to pay phone bills or the such anymore!
Good: ... DO IT!

*Stays stood there like an idiot*
Why haven't I picked up that penny yet?
And we all know sidequests are a good way of getting EXP!

You Will Remember The Night You Were Struck By The Sight Of Ten Thousand Fists In The Air.

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
2-4-2008 2:38:07 AM
Architect1

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 491
Location: Buried in comic book pages and trying to make the stack higher!
Quote  #76

(The zombie crab army marches sideways toward Zarkcus, responding to a perceived threat on their master's behalf.)

Tongue sticking out

You'll always know I'm there... but if the high pitched noise is getting louder it's time to RUN!

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
2-14-2008 10:30:31 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #77

Zark:...fuck...

and then zarkcus proceeds to run away from the quickly approaching crab army

Z:crapohcrapohcrapohcraprunningrunningrunning
fuckfuckfuck
nowwhatamigonnado
fukinsunveakunt
settingtheevilshitcoveredcrabsafterme
FUCK
hey i know

Zarkcus eyes then glaze over as she starts muttering something under her breath.
And then a loud crunching noise is heard
and a pirate ship is now lying on top of the place crabs once stood.
So Zarkcus decides to fall down her ass lest she pass out from exhaustion

Z: phew now we just have to deal with pirate ghosts



Last edited by Zarkcus on 2-14-2008 10:52 AM


RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
2-17-2008 4:06:59 AM
Glenn

Join Date: 6-19-2007
Posts: 321
Location: Looking through your window :D
Quote  #78

(after a mercilessly long run back to his corpse (they really should put another graveyard in here) Glenn gets back up)

hmmm ghost pirates? sounds like i need to summon bahamut again....

(makes gestures in the air carving runes into the fabric of existence)

Free-will: God's First Mistake

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
2-18-2008 9:38:19 AM
Architect1

Join Date: 5-13-2007
Posts: 491
Location: Buried in comic book pages and trying to make the stack higher!
Quote  #79

(The summoning portal opens and Bahamut flops out onto the ground looking stoned. It looks around and see's its tormentors for the past few weeks and Starts to cry like a baby, bawlling for it's mommy.)

Big Smile

You'll always know I'm there... but if the high pitched noise is getting louder it's time to RUN!

RE: Kupo Nuts! (A WHOLE forum parody)
2-19-2008 1:42:04 AM
Zarkcus

Join Date: 7-14-2007
Posts: 444
Location: What? No I'm not behind you.
Quote  #80

Zarkcus walks up to glenn and smacks him upside the head
Z:WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM
haven't you tormented the poor creature enough
dismiss him NOW

 
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